Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ay Me

Ye Gods, thanks for this lovely weather we're having. no seriously. I know that there's global warming and droughts and all, but gee shucks, it's so spiffy, all this cloud.
I think I'm going to go and scramble some superorganic free range totally unbattery local eggs.
Anyone wanna come to Cuba in June? Thomas Cook, 14 nights 4* all inc (during the world cup, of course) only about 500 of your finest english pounds. yeah.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Dear blog

Dear Blog,

It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry. I just can't commit to you anymore in the way you have come to need. I... I guess I just found somewhere more fulfilling, somewhere that accepts me for who I am.
And, well, with the exception of Minty, who is devoted, nobody really acknowledges us anymore. i know, i don't need the definition of other people to make this relationship work, but it helps. Y'know.

Now, I'm not saying it's over. I just wanted to explain why you've been feeling neglected. i still love you, really i do. i just need space sometimes.

Hope you understand.