people are so great
maybe i could be a photographer? maybe i could be papal photographer to Nadly.
thanks for the suggestions, kids. i liked the penetration one. i think my girlfriend might have issues with me renting my holes out for people to put their willies in though. hell, i might have issues with that. even if they do pay you for your hospitality. y'know, it doesnt really work like hotels though do you. i mean in hotels, you want comfort, hygiene, warmth and all that. but when, straight ladies, has a guy ever said that next time he'd like a bit more space? or a better view? or a minibar?! ah, the world of the het man is a strange one to me.
sex toy tester. i had indeed forgotten that. you can also blame said girlfriend. but i like your thinking; i was considering opening a business and i think that i maybe the only person to have the balls to open a really supertrendy sex toyshop around here. hmm.. i'm not sure this city would support it. i really do think that Sydney is just begging for one. i mean, guys, the Tool Shed? so sleazy. I want a by girls-for girls toy shop. not much in the way of outfits, but associated with Gurlesque, Gallery 44, Slit Magazine and other stuff. .. drifting into fantasy.
for the third time, however, this plan not so likely because of my girl. she never been to Sydney, and while I know she'd love it, it's a long long way from home for most people to consider. we'll see.
ok, pubic topiarist. is that not just known as a waxer?? and not something i wanna be doing. i have problems with the odd ingrown hair and have now quit waxing in favour of the razor. maybe i should ask Fits..
sooooo. job interviews coming up! one with De Havilland as news correspondent, one with the Chamber of Shipping as publicity and media guru and one with someone i dont know as media analyst. and maybe one with Pink Fish food PR company. i think that is an omen. Pink - I am gay, have been mistaken for pink before (my hair was bleached), had pink hair, my car is pink, my college was pink. And Fish - I am a Pisces. It's gotta be a sign. no really.
aah, shut up, yeah?