going blonde

seriously, what is it about pastel? it's fucking with my head. today, i got out of bed, facing a relatively normal day. and i decided to wear a skirt in celebration of the half-assed sun we're having. so i teamed that with a cute pair of purple strappy heels, a baby blue slash neck top and then somehow grabbed the candyfloss pashmina on the way out. here i have to add that i didn't buy this, it was a gift from my girlfriend because she's not vom-inducingly cute like wot i am. haha. i also have to add that i do love it because it distracts people from the dyke crop and rippling six pack i got going on. ok, so i lied about the six pack. in fact, if i could be arsed, i would have done one of those crossy out html doodas that nads is embracing. but i didn't, can't, don't care. shut up yeah.
anyway. pastel. stop distracting me.
candy pink, powder blue, a little bit of bleach in my hair and i've dropped about 100 IQ points. i just nearly walked into a hanging basket while attempting to walk and apply sparkly DiorKiss lipgloss at the same time. man, it sucks being stupid.
anyway, i gotta get back to filing my nails doing something really intellectually stimulating. actually i'm photocopying. shit you not.
mwah mwah.