There are Facts in life.
Phobia of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth is called “arachibutyrophobia.”
Peanut butter is a good source of protein, folate (a B-vitamin) niacin, phosphorus and magnesium.
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Charlie Brown
This is a Fact. Never has a cartoon character spoken with more gravity and truth. But, where do you go from there? If Sun Pat
can no longer provide me with comfort in my hour of need, what's next? I tried chocolate ice cream (made me feel sick faster than peanut butter even). I tried seafood and it just didnt hit that spot. I tried getting drunk, but then I have the philanthropic need to send her flowers in celebration of the fact she's so damn beautiful and i am in a good mood and it's all i can do to lie on the floor in a reverie and behave myself. Charlie Brown's no help, with his pithy aphorisms that offer no guidance. How bout "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love, but if you eat a few chilis first, you wouldnt be able to taste anything else anyway, thus negating your need for comfort food and leading you headily back onto the path of the PBJ once more"?
I am sad and out of my comfort zone, stripped of my peanut butter shield. No longer invincible. *sob*
That said, the peanut butter comfort theory has been countered by Calvin and Hobbes.
“If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.”
Battle of the strip cartoonies. Who's right?